September 26th, 2013

Good kid

My phone yelps-- i see that my daughter is calling from school. Right away I am worried-- is it a seizure? Forgotten homework? Something terrible? She never calls from school. If she gets caught with her phone out they will take it from her.

"Mom," says she, "I put that big bottle of soda in the freezer last night to make it cold, but I fell asleep. Can you take it out before it explodes."

Soda did not explode... Soda was frozen solid though.