eglantine_br (eglantine_br) wrote,
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Staring into the abyss

Son says that pineapple has an enzyme that allows the leaves of it to digest bugs and use their nutrients. He then added that the same thing is present in pineapple meat.

"So--" He said, "When you are digesting pineapple, it is digesting you too"

"Wait a minute," I said. "If you wanted to, you could execute a person by covering them with pineapple chunks?"

"Well," He said, "It would exfoliate them first."

I am torn between wanting this to be true about pineapple, and now being a little afraid of it.
Tags: research question, very silly
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