My first sentence today:  'The bird fell.' (How topical!)

Also, and rather more disturbingly

'She appears with the night'
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'He appears with no shirt'

'It is time to initiate the revolution' (And just in case it all goes badly and we need someone to blame...)

'Your mother started it!'

And lastly:

The lessons are paying off a bit. Today I was in the bank and heard a little girl saying she wanted a yellow lollipop and NOT a blue one. Brother was sent back again to get the right one. Somehow I find little kids more easy to understand.