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One Spanish sentence today

Only one good Spanish sentence today-- but it is a doozy.

'The lieutenant sleeps with the colonel.'

Oh, really? They are not supposed to do that. Bit of an imbalance of power there I think.

 IRL, on my husbands first ship, years ago,  some little e-nothing (not him although he was e-nothing then,) opened a broom closet. Out fell the XO and the Medical Officer with both their pants down. Both were married to other people.

I have not heard any more about the evil duck, or the woman who drinks oil.

Yesterdays lesson informed me that 'It is raining petroleum.' (Well, you would not have to drill, but just imagine the mess!)

In other news-- I know I have not written any fiction in ages. Please don't give up on me! I have something soon featuring Mr Bush. It will be smut. Just hold on, please don't wander off.


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May. 26th, 2013 11:03 pm (UTC)
'The lieutenant sleeps with the colonel.'

I think I've read SGA fanfics about that! :D
May. 26th, 2013 11:52 pm (UTC)
Oh MY!! Does the army know about this??

My daughter once packed up her three yr. old and drove through two states to surprise her hubby on their 10th. anniversary at officer training school. He was surprised, all right. He was shacking up with a female trainee. Needless to say, she dumped that loser.

Raining petroleum??Did a gusher come in?? (Boy, I can just see me having to clean up THAT mess!!)
May. 27th, 2013 01:47 am (UTC)
Things are getting deliciously weird in the world of your Spanish lessons. Wait until the evil duck is sleeping with the lieutenant, and the colonel is rejected by the lady drinking oil. Gotta be a sordid story or two in there someplace.
May. 27th, 2013 05:17 am (UTC)
Yes. It is disturbingly entertaining-- or entertainingly disturbing.
May. 27th, 2013 04:24 pm (UTC)
YAY! Finally! :) Your Spanish lesson's are priceless :)

Don't worry about having written anything in ages. That comes and goes! We will follow you always! :) xxx
May. 27th, 2013 07:16 pm (UTC)
Oh that makes me so happy! I am writing along. Going slow, but going.
May. 27th, 2013 08:48 pm (UTC)
Hello, I'm back. I've just about survived camping with the in laws :} The weather was great on Saturday and Sunday and atrocious last night and today. FiL and kids were in our van so we were relegated to a tent. It was so wold, it was a bit like trying to sleep inside a jellyfish caught in a storm. At least we were dry though :}

Your Spanish lessons are beyond brilliant! I am beginning to suspect the course was written by a frustrated fanfic writer. And talking of fic, I am quite happy to wait till the cows come home to read your writing. I'm not going anywhere :)
May. 28th, 2013 07:25 pm (UTC)
Literally out of the closet, eh?

Edited at 2013-05-28 07:25 pm (UTC)
May. 29th, 2013 12:46 am (UTC)
Yup, out of the closet and onto the deck, and looking silly.
May. 29th, 2013 02:12 am (UTC)
Cue in the Benny Hill music?
May. 29th, 2013 03:17 am (UTC)
Your Spanish lessons never fail to make me laugh. If only language lessons had been that oddball when I took them, I might have actually learned a language.
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