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New Spanish Sentences

You really can make a sort of story of them. Imagine them as prompts...

1. We don't know who is human

2 What does she feel for your husband?

3 He pretends that the man is a penguin

4 The knife will not work

5 If you count last night....

There has to be a story in there somewhere. It seems to be a love triangle, involving someone who is way too into penguins, and a married couple  Also maybe space aliens in disguise Looks like it is going to end in violence. I am imagining an old movie, like Black Lagoon.

What do you guys think?


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Apr. 18th, 2013 01:41 pm (UTC)
I think I'd be scared to meet the person who comes up with these!!
Apr. 18th, 2013 03:51 pm (UTC)
These are amazing!As you say, there has to be story in it...
Apr. 18th, 2013 07:53 pm (UTC)
The sentences are getting a little more complex, as I move along. Gives more scope for weirdness. I particularly like the one about the penguin...
Apr. 18th, 2013 08:22 pm (UTC)
Oh Lordy! The mind boggles what dizzy heights of weirdness you'll ascend to as the course advances! Was this Spanish course designed by Salvador Dali?!
Apr. 19th, 2013 08:24 am (UTC)
My mother recalls "Saddle the camel for early dawn tomorrow" from a phrase book when she was passing through Egypt in the 1950s ...
Apr. 19th, 2013 09:01 am (UTC)
A very good friend has a sentence embedded in her memory from French lessons almost 40 years ago

about a boat arriving at St Jean de Luz and two customs men waiting on the quay to meet it

over the years we have constructed many versions of what happened next when on long car trips or stuck in traffic !

but I agree with Anteros - either Dali- or perhpas Gabriel Garcia Marquez !
Apr. 19th, 2013 07:46 pm (UTC)
Those Spaniards-- mysterious fellows...

In French all I ever did was declare handkerchiefs. We were supposed to be at customs-- how many would you have to buy to have to declare?

Also the word for swimming pool (la piscine) because the teacher said it was like 'piss-in'!

Edited at 2013-04-19 07:48 pm (UTC)
Apr. 19th, 2013 08:04 pm (UTC)
hundreds I should think- unless they had Mechlin lace borders maybe ?!!

why do grammar books have these daft sentences

tomorrows saturday poet has a metaphor from that :)

about grammar books I mean

back to indyboys here ;)
Apr. 20th, 2013 10:08 am (UTC)
piscine a la 'piss-in' *snort* Tell us moar!!! I hope you don't have to pay too much for this weirdness. *g*
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