Your Spanish professor is ridiculously awesome.

That's the sort of random set of sentences we need for the next Following Sea challenge.

I'm suspecting a Torchwood link.

Those give me goosebumps!! They're the kind of sentences you get at the beginning of a 'mystery' book. My brain is already running away with "okay, they just found this dessicated hand in a trunk in the attic, and it's human!Whose hand IS IT?? How long has it been there? Where is the rest of the body??Who did the nasty deed??,Why?,etc. Enquiring minds want to KNOW!!!

I love your sentences. It reminds me of a German class I took. We learned names of things that could be in a room, then had to partner up and describe where things are. "The chair is next to the desk." Things like that.

My partner and I seemed to be of the same sense of humor, because we used a cat for everything. "The cat is under the rug." "The cat is outside the window." "The cat is in the wall." The teacher came over and asked how could that be, and we used a word we had learned the previous week: "Die katze ist kaputt." -- "The cat is broken (dead)".

Okay, now this is odd. I googled because I wasn't sure I was going to spell kaputt right, and that phrase is in the Urban Dictionary. o.O

I'm glad they're not dead! I can promise you, I don't find dead cat jokes funny nowadays. :) This was back in college, a long time back.

I really had no idea that Spaniards were so sinister.

Maybe that's the key! Your Spanish speakers are perfectly normal cheerful people. Whereas Spanish Spanish speakers are strangely sinister. *nods* That must be it.

I wonder in what way the horses are deficient.
Three legs?

following recent food scares in Britain the closeness of " the doctors say its safe "
and " these are not the best horses "

is a worrying conjunction :(